Pieces of Shit for Breakfast.

unexplained-events:

A dream come true!!
factsandchicks:

The lowest class of meat called “Canner” is used for dog food and school lunches.
source

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via drmsthemonarch)

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this
disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Names a Daddy should call his Little

thesecretlifeofhislittlekitten:

  • Baby
  • Babe
  • Baby girl
  • Baby doll
  • Sweetie
  • Sweetheart
  • Sweetie pie
  • Sweetling
  • Love
  • Darling
  • Dear
  • Pet
  • Honey
  • Pumpkin
  • Muffin
  • Kitten
  • Beloved
  • Angel
  • Little One
  • Mine
  • Boo
  • Beautiful
  • Bunny
  • Cookie
  • Cuddlebug
  • Jewel
  • Lamb
  • Dearest
  • Pearl
  • Princess
  • My sweet
  • Doll

yup any of those will work

(Source: thelittleprincessthatcould, via triippyhiippie)

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